Sun’s out
Slip, slop, slap. The baby Jesus didn’t invent melanoma.
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A FIRST-TIME HOSTING MIRACLE
O come, all ye Langtons
For a gloriously overcatered Aussie Christmas featuring cold drinks, hot weather and at least one relative saying, “I won’t have much.”
SATURDAY19
DECEMBER 202611:00 am · Until the hosts lose the will
Until the holy ham descends
Declare your attendance ↓152days
10hours
10mins
53secs
✦ BY ROYAL DECREE OF THE PEOPLE WHO OWN THE ESKY ✦
THE CHRISTMAS GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ALYCE AND ALEX
Good tidings. Questionable decisions.
After years of attending Christmas like freeloading wise men, we’re finally hosting. Expect love, laughter, enough food to violate several commandments and enough festive ambition to concern the neighbours.
Food’s out
We’re serving the traditional Australian summer feast in 34-degree heat.
Fun’s out
Bad jokes encouraged. Bad behaviour reviewed case by case.
BOOK OF ATTENDANCE
Are you coming or are you a Christmas coward?
Tell us who’s coming, how many small humans you’re transporting, and anything we should know before buying seventeen kilos of prawns.
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DEMOCRATIC FESTIVITY
What fresh hell shall we wear?
Vote for the official dress code. Democracy is sacred, unless the result is boring, in which case the host reserves the right to perform a festive coup.
ROASTS, DRINKS & PAVLOVA
The great Langton feast roster
Nominate a dish before everyone brings potato salad and we accidentally create the whitest buffet in Queensland.
THE SACRED SPREAD
The table is barren. Be the miracle.
SECRET SANTA · CLASSIFIED
Give, and ye shall receive
something from Kmart.
Registration closes 11:00 am on 19 November. Al will then inspect the sacred ledger, approve the pairings and release everyone’s festive fate.
Accounts keep each result private. No self-draws. No duplicate recipients. No claiming the algorithm hates you.
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The promised land
4 Highgrove Court
Kurwongbah QLD 4503
★THE LANGTON CHRISTMAS4 Highgrove Court · Kurwongbah